sorry for the lack of posts, i’ve been dreading to post since my next post is meant to be a huge one about my trip, but i’m going to make it a page instead when i’m ready.

a few interesting things have happened since i returned to lowly old redcar.

like,  my brother being arrested. that was funny. apparently, he wrote his name in a park and was seen doing it. at first he tried to deny it but later admitted it when his friends made him the scapegoat. thing is, this happened like a month ago since he was at his grandma’s when it happened. and the police came a knocking on the door monday and that’s when my mother finally found out. and she was not happy. i thought it was hilarious.

yesterday i went to martins house. now, martin is a complete cunt but he’s still my friend. anyways, i went to his and we helped write a new song for their bands. i became their bands official photographer or whatever and we had fun. lovely. watching videos of stephen lynch on youtube, wondering how the hell he gets away with it all. especially the song about nazis. amazing.

today however i saw my old best friend from primary school in game. he was on a placement there. anyway, he hasn’t half changed. we were really awkward around each other since it’s been absolutely ages since we saw each other. over 6 years now. but it was nice to catch up with him and stuff. he’s been going out with some girl for 3 years now and is engaged. bloody hell.

but yes SOON I PROMISE there will be a big post detailing everything from my trip to birmingham. with pictures! if you want to see some in advanced, check my myspace as there are a few there.

i hate college when it gets like this. seriously, they’ve practically let us be all laid back and shit throughout the year, now they’ve piled EVERYTHING on us. we have so much work to do. and like 2 weeks to do it.

i’m practically spent up again. i keep delaying my trip to birmingham again every week, since i spend it on my phone to talk to hen. it’s getting ridiculous, as i’m putting like £30 a week on my phone alone. need to stop it! not that i don’t love talking to her, but i’d much rather see her then talk to her on the phone. she’s also a bit down at the moment, which is rather bad for me! i don’t care though, i’ll put up with it.

had some interesting conversations today. mainly about the male prostate gland. matty seems to believe that tickling it will make the male spaff instantly. i don’t believe this but it would be hilarious. considering it’s in the arse, it makes sense why gay sex is popular, since otherwise it would be ouch. though girls don’t have one, so why do they enjoy it? hmm. ah well.

i’m going to make an attempt to find NEW PEOPLE on the internet to talk to, so if you have MSN, hit me up. iamnothomo@gmail.com is mine. i only use MSN for now though, but if you have myspace too add me on that, i’d be happy to talk. http://www.myspace.com/dickoxcore is my profile. with a lovely picture :). smashing.

i realise that i don’t actually talk about anything interesting in my blog, sorry!

this is true, but i’ll come to that later.

this weekend was spent at home on the phone. to my darling wife. and she’s very hormonal. god, i hope i didn’t make her pregnant. this is plaguing me so badly, i really REALLY hope i didn’t make her pregnant. i have no idea what we would do if she was.

i went to kelvins on saturday, which was great. we went to tesco and got id’d (both of us) for a 15 rated movie. jet li’s fearless. i thought it was ridiculous, and it was also hilarious because it was james’s ex-girlfriend who id’d us. apparently she was always like that.

we bought chinese food and then went to kelvins. which was quite fun.

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so i’m still ill, and since i’ve been ill i’ve been having really strange dreams. one dream i met my girlfriends parents and we had a lol then suddenly we were all naked or something, and then a fire happened and i woke up about then. this dream, however, was a lot more interesting and scary.

so i was at home waiting for someone. i was stood by my window just waiting for someone to come. a car to pull up. i waited and waited, and eventually someone came. it was a car full of my old friends. anyway, we drove all day and eventually made it to some weird hall place, and there, of all people, were DRAGONFORCE. yes, i dreamt i went to a dragonforce concert. how scary is that? there they were, all of them. i even met them apparently, with one of them with an awful giant mouth, and the guitarist and such. anyways, we were waiting for them to play, but i went into some sideroom and there was paris hilton, so i eventually ended up having sex with paris hilton somehow. about this time i woke up in a cold sweat. that was an awful dream.

helen FINALLY got round to uploading SOME of the pictures from saturday, so i might steal a few and put them up. there are some hilarious ones.

in other news, putting the camel spider in your blog gets you views. really, i’ve had over 70 views from people searching camel spider or camel spiders. and the picture i put of the japanese crab spider has over 20 views already! not bad for a days work in my opinion.

i miss hen so much. need to see her soon!

i am not well. and this is not good. i’m ill alot, but damn i feel like complete shit. everywhere aches, and i’m burning up, and i got like 2 hours sleep. now i’m sat here trying to work, but it’s so hard to think of anything.

in other news, middlesbrough music live is back with a shit lineup, but i might go anyway since it’s free. this is the current line up:

Tony Christie / The Twang / The Dub Pistols featuring Terry Hall / Dykeenies / Drive by Argument / The Envy Corps / Elliot Minor / Newton Faulkner / The Films / Foals / The Ghost of a Thousand / Good Shoes / The Hours / I was a Cub Scout / KUBICHEK! / Amy MacDonald / Lucky Soul / Malpractice / Mancini / Mayor McCa / Middleman / Miss Conduct / One Night Only / Pama International / Priestess / Ripchord / Steriogram / Tiny Dancers / To My Boy / We Start Fires / Yourcodenameis:Milo / Flood of Red / St Vincent / Unkle Bob / Ross Copperman /

i’ve heard of a few of these bands and they aren’t bad. also haha tony christie. the amount of chavs there will be incredible. noone likes tony christie, noone. except peter kay.

happy 4/20! hope you’re all getting mad blazed right now.

basically, my old blog died, so this is the new one. fancy, huh?

my life at the moment? well, things are alright. college is going alright, i’m doing quite well. i’m still with hen, but barely. we’ve had a lot of problems lately, mainly to do with her being in love with someone else, causing me a lot of pain. we’re at breaking point right now, but we’re both going to try and make it work. it really doesn’t help when she says things like:

48. Who do you hate right now?
hah.

this is either me or her dad, but since we were having a row whilst she was doing this no doubt, i’m assuming it’s me. she also dyed her hair pink and has a 6mm hole in her ear. i’ve talked to her at length about how i feel about both (back when the hole was 5mm) and she said she’d leave the ear and wash out the dye. since then the earhole has grown. i hate both of them and i find it hard to talk to her properly as i really hate it. so yeah, girl problems over.

i’m going to birmingham next saturday. looking forward to it, got a few plans and stuff.