i am in a semi colon mood.

so i haven’t been blogging much recently, not that many care but the reason is because i’ve been having lots of FAMILY TIME. spending lots of time with the family. not my mother, god. i can’t stand her. my aunties and stuff. it was fun, involved quite a bit of drinking, too much eating, and fun. i feel so very fat it’s unbelievable. i’m going to weigh myself tonight, and i expect i weigh at least 10 stone now. before i was at a nice 9 stone. bastard cream cakes. if it’s bad i’m going to strive to lose weight, any idea how?

yesterday night i got quite drunk. it was grandad’s birthday (71) and we were drinking lots of moscow mules (part vodka, part some weird other strong alcohol, part ginger ale) and beer throughout the night, and eating party food.

right now i’m sat here feeling quite ill and i haven’t got much to say. oh, henrietta started a blog, it’s in my blogroll somewhere, can’t be bothered directly linking.

how about that global warming eh? feels like it, it’s been so hot. there’s also been reports of the “fake widow” spider in britain, and reports of bites and stuff. since i am petrified of them, this is not good news. i’m just praying that the camel spider doesn’t migrate over here. i would probably move out of the country if that was ever to happen. the camel spider is currently on my top list of things i want to die. check this out.

this gives me nightmares. jesus christ. on the topic of spiders, check these out. they’re horrifying.

the cobalt blue spider. if all spiders were like this, then we could see them easier. then we could KILL THEM.

the goliath bird eater. scary as fuck.

huntsman spider, or clock spider. incredibly horrid legs. so with all these spiders, here’s the one i’m the most afraid of.

that’s right, the common house spider. fucking hell.

kudos to james for showing me these spiders, the scary twat.