Postspeople won’t be people when they hear this sound.
wow, so like. hmm. i’m a bit in shock.
kelvin is using his mum’s iPod shuffle to store files. which is fair enough. only we found porn on it. not just any porn. oh no. bizarre and weird porn. feet in… vaginas, men with 3 penises (WHY? it looked like it had meaty wings) etc. not only that i had a lovely conversation with some girls about men cutting bits of themselves off. it’s been an interesting day.
also, i can take 28 five year olds in a fight. possibly the best survey ever. since i’m lazy you’ll have to google “how many five year olds could you take in a fight”. it had me rolling with tears.
i need sites to pass the time.
Iaman
Comment on December 18, 2007 @ 12:45 pm
Haha wow… His mother’s ipod?
Geez that’s just bizarre D:
paige
Comment on December 18, 2007 @ 7:05 pm
i can only take five five-year-olds. ballin’.
Iaman
Comment on December 24, 2007 @ 9:14 pm
Also I can apparently take 34 five year olds.
Iaman
Comment on December 24, 2007 @ 9:15 pm
I think it helps that I’m willing to use them as weapons.
Iaman
Comment on December 25, 2007 @ 11:27 am
Hell, I already use them as weapons.
Adam
Comment on December 28, 2007 @ 9:34 am
I hope for the sake of your friend’s sanity that iPod was second hand.
This is why parents and technology don’t mix.