Postsoh dear, another weekend
so this weekend smudges parents went away. you know what that means? we have DUNNY AND HELEN ROUND.
friday morning we bought lots of beer and other alcohol.
ok, so friday jen and peter (friends from sunderland) came to stay. we picked them up from the train station, then went to smudges house. however, we were all really hungry from the walk home, so we went for a pizza. we ended up getting a parmesan and donner kebabs too. on the way back dunny and helen showed up! what a suprise! we had a nice laugh, bit of a drink but not much really. me and jen spent alot of time upstairs talking about GREAT bands and stuff. then we all went downstairs and played lots of guitar hero and listened to music whilst drinking, it was pretty great. however, dunny and helen didn’t stay long really, and i phoned henrietta up but she fell asleep. nice quiet night before the main party.
saturday we all recovered (peter had drank a bit much and was sick in the night, and we all had headaches) and we tidied up a bit, but ste came round! however, he also brought GARY. now, noone likes gary, but he came round to try and get his stuff back. we completely ignored him. so ste was here too, then dunny and helen came as well as helm, another friend from newcastle. excellent! we had a barbeque. only helen didn’t have a clue what to do, so she burnt alot of the food. never mind, peter was an amazing barbeque chef. we played FOOTBALL with soft balls, and dunny and ste broke the greenhouse by barging into it. never mind, we blamed it on kids, and maureen (who owns it) believed us. we played more football and drank more, and ste eventually left us to go to dirty silks (nightclub). i got kneed in the arse by dunny, and couldn’t sit for a while. we ended up going back to the shop and me and jen and helen basically spent the night together talking about shit and drinking. turns out helen was a lesbian and jen got bummed on a beach! (haha, love you both really). helen pranked alot of people too (if you got phoned up that night, it was us sorry) and also bummed smudge with a banana. we pranked henrietta and she went along with it bless her, but didn’t realise it was us. later i had to comfort jen as she was all upset bless her! she’s alright now though.
sunday was in fact the day of rest. we all had drank a bit much, so we were all recovering and stuff. helen made us all chicken sandwiches (which were amazing) and eventually everyone left. we cleaned up then i phoned hen. quite a nice weekend if you ask me.