so this post is about how amazing my weekend was. really.

i had booked my tickets earlier in the week, and had them all in hand, and everything ready. at midnight i phoned hen up, both of us were shakey as hell since we’re finally meeting! i decided not to sleep since i probably wouldn’t get up in time for my coach, so with the help of hen’s friend gabbie, we talked most the night and she helped keep me awake. getting ready was awful, because i was so unbelievably tired.

i left my house at like half 5 to make sure i was on time. on the way i phoned hen again, and she kept me company until my train came at half 6. i bought some crisps and some water for the trip. getting on the train to middlesbrough, i nearly fell asleep, but i got lost finding the bus station. eventually i found it, but i double checked by phoning up my grandma to make sure i was at the right one. all jittery, i finally got on my coach at 7:45am to birmingham.

i was joined by some scenes and chavs, but all in all it was quite a nice journey. i tried to hard to sleep, but i kept hitting my head off the window so i couldn’t get any. the scenes gave me a chewitt, which was nice of them.

so eventually, after 4 and a half hours, we made it into birmingham! i was so lost. i rang dom (who i was staying with) to find out how to get to the train station, which was hilarious trying to find. i followed all the signs to new street station, but ended up getting a bit lost. finally, at the pallasades, i bought a ticket (after getting lost AGAIN and not knowing where to buy them), i phoned hen and told her i was on my way. everything is so different in birmingham, it really is. the trains have SKY NEWS in them and they’re ran like trams. i was shitting myself throughout the journey, as i didn’t know when to get off!

i finally made it to lichfield city station, and this was it. hen lived like 10 minutes away. i phoned her up and followed her instructions how to get to her house. it was a really hot day, and i was in a jacket. not the best situation to meet my girlfriend in! walked up the road, and finally found her house. her friend gabbie let me in (which was strange, since it was the first time meeting her too), but i finally met hen! she gave me a cuddle because she couldn’t look at me. i was really shy, and she was talking to gabbie alot, sort of forgetting i was there :( but gabbie soon left and we were fine, like a normal couple. then we had some fun, but i can’t write that on here ;D. it was amazing and hilarious at the same time!

we eventually got to birmingham and had a look around the shops, and had a really nice time. after we went to mcdonalds for something to eat, then dom rang me and i met dom for the first time too! haha, i even stayed at his house. turns out he’d been walking around birmingham for two hours looking for me. sorry dom!

after mcdonalds we took hen to meet her friends in lichfield. when it was time to go, i really didn’t want to leave her, and neither did she. after a long time and lots of complaining by dom, i finally took off to dominic’s. i bought him some cigarettes for being so awful to him, and at doms house we had a really nice time.

the next day, i went back to lichfield, only hen wasn’t ready so i had to walk around lichfield town for an hour or so. i got really lost and THEN i had to find my way to hen’s friend’s house. she was late getting ready too. and on top of that she was horrible to me because my hair was a bit greasy, it really upset me :( but we had a nice day, and took some pictures which i’ll upload later. we found where the coach station was and sat down and talked about my next visit. then i had to leave, and that was upsetting. but yeah, lots of stuff happened but i can’t really write about it. i had an amazing time, and can’t wait to do it again!

so not alot has happened recently, but i am single! any offers? ;D

ball is dead! world cup ‘66 man of the match died yesterday :(

lately i’ve been reading up on spiders (despite being a severe arachnophobiac) and came across the camel spider. it’s VICIOUS, it eats lizards for christ sake. there’s also the japanese spider crab, which is actually beautiful. i mean, look at it.

it’s a delicacy in japan apparently.

two girls killed a girl “because they felt like it”. utter twats.

apparently some girl typed out ON HER MOBILE PHONE “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in 15 seconds. she won $25,000. she sends about 8,000 texts a month. oh, did i mention she’s 13?

full story here

so yesterday i had an english test for a level one course. yes, i got top grades in my GCSE’s, but they still stick me on a level one course, which equates to about a certificate achievable at the age of 12. if they’re trying to make me feel stupid, they do a good job at it!

me and the girlfriend had more words. we broke up again, this time for about 5 hours. i also found out about a secret she’s been keeping from me. i can’t tell you what it was, but it involved her cheating on me, then having the nerve to speak to me on the phone whilst she was doing it, and lie to me for a long time. i honestly can’t take any more of this, last night i ended up drinking about half a 70cl bottle of jack daniels, most of which was downed in the first drink. we spoke and tried to sort things out, but she really has gone too far this time.

earlier today we had to make a riddle, but i wrote a nice little poem. i might put it up later if i have time.

got an essay due in in an hour and i haven’t started it. great.

so this weekend my girlfriend went out with her friends and got drunk. fair enough. what got me was the constant lying she’s been doing.

i broke up with her, but we talked about it and now we’re back together.

i’m coming to see her next weekend, but she also wants to stay at her friends house. i don’t get it at all, and i really don’t want her to go. she can see her friends anytime but i am travelling across the country to see her, and i want some time with her to myself. she doesn’t understand, and apparently she’ll lose all her friends if she doesn’t go. so it’s either she doesn’t go and she just gets upset with me, or she does and she gets really drunk and god knows what else. then i have to see her hungover and feeling sick for hours. fuck that. i don’t want to see her at the moment, i hope that changes.

in other news i went to a family barbeque, only it was raining so we just ate. we made chocolate ginger cheesecake and chocolate truffle cake (both were lovely) and drank absolut vodka, single malt whiskey and lots of beer.

so car theft has reduced alot, but PEOPLE ARE PAYING MORE CAR INSURANCE.

that is actually ridiculous.

he’s that guy who’s judging GREASE IS THE WORD/stupid pointless music competition #4834. not only does he look like a fucking alien, he’s just a horrible horrible… well, i just hate him.

that advert he does, the one advertising “THIS IS DAVID GEST”, is the most annoying thing i’ve seen in a long long time.

might as well get it all out…

why is it that emmerdale have such AWFUL actors? i mean, i can forgive hollyoaks since they were hired on looks (even though the accents are annoying), but emmerdale is shit. it’s boring (come on, it’s in FARMLAND for christ sake). i mean, don’t get me wrong, i hate soaps as much as the next bloke, but emmerdale is right there at the bottom of the pile. why do i watch it? well it’s on when i’m on the pc. background noise, sometimes i pick up on it. something like that.

gah, i hate tv. that public information film was made about shows just like it.

click this link for goodies

this is my video in multimedia project work. a short public information film mocking boring tv. it’s badly done for a reason, and that’s to imitate the 1950’s black and white ones. only we didn’t have time to make it look like that. it’s not as good as it could be, but have a look anyway eh?

happy 4/20! hope you’re all getting mad blazed right now.

basically, my old blog died, so this is the new one. fancy, huh?

my life at the moment? well, things are alright. college is going alright, i’m doing quite well. i’m still with hen, but barely. we’ve had a lot of problems lately, mainly to do with her being in love with someone else, causing me a lot of pain. we’re at breaking point right now, but we’re both going to try and make it work. it really doesn’t help when she says things like:

48. Who do you hate right now?
hah.

this is either me or her dad, but since we were having a row whilst she was doing this no doubt, i’m assuming it’s me. she also dyed her hair pink and has a 6mm hole in her ear. i’ve talked to her at length about how i feel about both (back when the hole was 5mm) and she said she’d leave the ear and wash out the dye. since then the earhole has grown. i hate both of them and i find it hard to talk to her properly as i really hate it. so yeah, girl problems over.

i’m going to birmingham next saturday. looking forward to it, got a few plans and stuff.